Illustration of cups of coffee pun

Answer: An average Joe

If you're like us, you need a good cup of coffee before you can get the little kids up and ready for the bus by 6:50am. Whatever you drink or call it: coffee, café, java, joe, latte, black, cappuccino, espresso, mud, just make sure it's not decaf! Though some of my best puns come to me in that half sleep state. Or maybe they just seem funny at the time...

Explanation for the kids (and bad puns)

Joe is one of the most popular boys names and a shortened form of the biblical name "Joseph". It is also one of the many names given to coffee, possibly as a shortening of the blend of Java and Mocha coffee (Jamocha).