Home of the funniest bad puns and jokes

Welcome to PunFunny, a kid-friendly site with puns and jokes for the whole family. Funny puns, dad jokes, smart puns, and even bad puns, we've got them all. For kids or those learning english as a second language, we even include educational explanations to make learning fun.

Latest Puns

Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
Cute illustration of a teddy bear with stuffing falling out

Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert?

Besides the obvious fact it's a toy...

January 21, 2023
Illustration of a slice of pie and a latte cup with foam

What is a hard exercise to lose weight with?

It was supposed to help me with my core...

January 21, 2023
Illustration of a pastrami sandwich with a time travel clock swirl behind it

What does a time traveler eat?

This pun might be after its 'best by' date...

January 21, 2023
Photo of a ball of dough on a stone counter

Why did the baker get a job?

This pun is classic...

January 21, 2023
Illustration of a hipster character yelling with a cup of coffee

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on coffee?

Hipsters are are known for following the latest trends...

January 21, 2023
Illustration of a bowl of spaghetti with a face of meatballs

Why didn't the chef serve a plate of spaghetti?

Why wouldn't a chef be able to serve a plate of this simple and beloved pasta?...

January 5, 2023
Illustration of ocean where the waves look like orange soda

I had a dream the ocean was full of soda

Sea foam often does make the ocean look like soda...

January 5, 2023
Illustration of spaghetti with a groucho marx disguise

What do you call fake spaghetti?

There are plenty of other noodles besides spaghetti...

January 5, 2023
Illustration of superhero of meat in an Italian deli

Who is spaghetti's archenemy?

Spaghetti is one of the most universally loved comfort foods. Who could hate it?...

January 5, 2023
Illustration of flat plain of yellow grass

What is the most boring landform?

They must be teaching earth science in first grade now, because my son came up with this pun...

October 21, 2014
Illustration of Lincoln pennies falling like rain pun

Why was it raining pennies?

This pun is dedicated to the crazy October weather...

October 21, 2014
Illustration of a Lincoln penny

Why would Lincoln never go to jail?

Pardon the pun, but there are many reasons why 'Honest Abe' would never go to jail...

October 21, 2014
Illustration of a quarter and a penny

What did the quarter say to the penny?

My son learned this pun at school recently...

October 21, 2014
Illustration of Frankenstein and a ghost

Who did the ghost take to the dance?

This is an alternate version of the Frankenstein's Ghoul Friend pun...

October 18, 2014
Illustration of Frankenstein crossed with Albert Einstein

Who was the smartest monster?

Albert Einstein is one of our favorite pun characters, he was amazingly humble and humorous...

October 18, 2014
Illustration of Frankenstein's monster

How did Frankenstein lose his job?

Whenever I hear the name Frankenstein, the first thing I think of is 'fire bad!'...

October 18, 2014
Illustration of a pink ghost

Where do ghosts buy clothes?

Our son has been playing Pac-Man on his iPad recently...

October 18, 2014
Illustration of palm tree with a face

What do you get when you try to cross a person and a tree?

I thought of this pun when I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy with my son...

October 7, 2014
Illustration of mummy dressed like a rapper

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

My son loves to learn about ancient Egypt, so he has been asking for another mummy pun...

October 4, 2014
Illustration of pumpkin with a carved pi symbol

What do you get if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter?

It's October already and you know what that means...

October 4, 2014

Learning Resources

Children learn the best when they are entertained and engaged, so our puns are a fun way to teach your kids reading and vocabulary. It's also a great method for English as a second language (ESL) students to pick up common idioms and phrases.

Each pun is lovingly illustrated by our friends at Happy Little Pixels and is available for purchase as a digital image or printed artwork. Besides the illustrations, we also give an explanation of the pun including word definitions, etymology, and history.