Food Puns

Illustration of a slice of pie and a latte cup with foam

What is a hard exercise to lose weight with?

It was supposed to help me with my core...

January 21, 2023
Illustration of a pastrami sandwich with a time travel clock swirl behind it

What does a time traveler eat?

This pun might be after its 'best by' date...

January 21, 2023
Photo of a ball of dough on a stone counter

Why did the baker get a job?

This pun is classic...

January 21, 2023
Illustration of a hipster character yelling with a cup of coffee

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on coffee?

Hipsters are are known for following the latest trends...

January 21, 2023
Illustration of a bowl of spaghetti with a face of meatballs

Why didn't the chef serve a plate of spaghetti?

Why wouldn't a chef be able to serve a plate of this simple and beloved pasta?...

January 5, 2023
Illustration of ocean where the waves look like orange soda

I had a dream the ocean was full of soda

Sea foam often does make the ocean look like soda...

January 5, 2023
Illustration of spaghetti with a groucho marx disguise

What do you call fake spaghetti?

There are plenty of other noodles besides spaghetti...

January 5, 2023
Illustration of superhero of meat in an Italian deli

Who is spaghetti's archenemy?

Spaghetti is one of the most universally loved comfort foods. Who could hate it?...

January 5, 2023
Illustration of cups of coffee pun

What do you call a normal cup of coffee?

If you're like us, you need a good cup of coffee to get the kids up and ready for the bus by 6:50am...

September 26, 2014